Saint Bernard Candle - Smells Like The Opposite Of Saint Bernard Farts

Saint Bernard Candle - Smells Like The Opposite Of Saint Bernard Farts

Saint Bernard Candle - Smells Like The Opposite Of Saint Bernard Farts

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Our Saint Bernard-themed aromatherapy candle is a hilariously appropriate gift for Saint Bernard owners who adore their furry friends, but robust St. Bernard flatulence, not so much. As the label indicates, it "Smells Like The Opposite Of™ Saint Bernard Farts" and is infused with "unconditional love, massive amounts of cuteness, lotsa treats, and a hint of best dog ever."

Promising an olfactory experience entirely distinct from Bernard butt, this candle comes in a variety of scents, all of which offer the guarantee of being a sweet-smelling contrast to Saint Bernard farts.

Our candles are handcrafted with care in the USA and made from 100% natural, premium-quality ingredients—free of lead, plastics, parabens, dyes, phthalates, or any other synthetic nasties. As such, you can be sure our candles are not releasing harmful fumes into the air you breathe, a claim your Saint Bernard's exhaust cannot quite match.

By emphasizing quality, sustainability, and relatability, our Saint Bernard fart candle offers a memorable gift experience that is sure to elicit laughter as well as a bit of aromatic relief for St. Bernard moms and dads everywhere.
  • 100% natural soy wax blend
  • Made in the USA
  • Non-toxic (no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates)
  • Natural color (no dye)
  • Average burn time: 50-60 hours
  • 100% cotton wick
  • Vegan
  • 9 ounces
  • Height: 3.5"
  • Diameter: 2.8"
  • Original Design by ©Luna Gift Co™ (all rights reserved)

Lid Colors:

  • Vanilla Bean, Cinnamon Spice, and Sea Breeze have a white lid.
  • Petals + Green Leaves and Citrus + Cassis have a gold lid.
  • All other scents have a black lid.

Important Safety Note: Remove candle from packaging before lighting. Always keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets, and never burn near flammable items. Keep wax pool free from debris. Burn candle on a stable, heat-resistant surface. Avoid drafty areas. For best results, trim wick to 1/4" and burn candle 3 to 4 hours per use. Discontinue use when 1/2" wax remains.

APPLE HARVEST (black lid) - ripe, inviting, pleasant

  • Top: Cinnamon, Cream
  • Middle: Baked Apples
  • Base: Clove, Vanilla, Brown Sugar

CINNAMON SPICE (white lid) - robust, spicy, aromatic

  • Top: Citron Zest
  • Middle: Cinnamon Bark, Clove Bud, Allspice
  • Base: Brown Sugar, Cedarwood

CINNAMON VANILLA (black lid) - sweet & spicy, welcoming, reminiscent

  • Top: Cinnamon
  • Middle: Cream
  • Base: Vanilla

CITRUS + CASSIS (gold lid) - crisp, fresh, effervescent

  • Top: Satsuma Mandarin, Lily of the Valley
  • Middle: Apricot, Passionfruit
  • Base: Cassis (Black Currant)

COTTON BLOSSOM + WOODS (black lid) - light, clean, natural

  • Top: Lemon, Lime
  • Middle: Cotton Blossom, Jasmine
  • Base: Blonde Woods, Light Musk

EUCALYPTUS + MINT (black lid) - invigorating, aromatic, soothing, bold

  • Top: Light Citrus
  • Middle: Eucalyptus Leaves, Mint Leaves
  • Base: Fresh Woods, Garden Herbs

JASMINE + MAGNOLIA (black lid) - clean, floral, powdery

  • Top: Linen
  • Middle: Jasmine, Magnolia Blossom
  • Base: Soft Amber, White Sandalwood

PETALS + GREEN LEAVES (gold lid) - botanical, refreshing, bright

  • Top: Apple
  • Middle: Violet Petals, Green Leaves, Vetiver Grass
  • Base: Sandalwood, Cardamon, Orris

SAGE + LAVENDER (black lid) - deep, herbal, energetically cleansing

  • Top: Lavender
  • Middle: White Sage, Chamomile, Rosemary, Camphor
  • Base: Cedar, Sandalwood

SEA BREEZE (white lid) - heady, floral, balmy

  • Top: Lime, Orange Zest, Star Anise
  • Middle: Lavender, Cedarwood, Jasmine
  • Base: Patchouli, Rosemary, Oakmoss

SEA SALT + ORCHID (black lid) - crisp, fresh, upscale spa

  • Top: Ozone, Orange
  • Middle: Sea Salt, Freesia, Green Leaves
  • Base: Tonka Bean, Light Musk, Amber

VANILLA BEAN (white lid) - warm, creamy, delectable

  • Top: Butter, Cream, Sugar
  • Middle: Vanilla Bean
  • Base: Tonka Bean, Whipped Cocoa

WILD BERRY (black lid) - ripe, vibrant, fresh

  • Top: Currants, Wild Strawberry, Blackberry
  • Middle: Rose
  • Base: Light Musk, Oakmoss

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tiggie101

Very cute and smells really good

Dec 28, 2022

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Tristan Moneypenny

Smells great, hilarious christmas gifts

Dec 7, 2023

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Philip McElmurray

Product as described, quick shipping.

May 16, 2024

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Maire

I ordered the "Opposite of Saint Bernard/Great Dane farts" candles to include in a relax gift basket to donate as a raffle item to an XL dog rescue. I

Mar 28, 2024

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Catharine Castleman

Super customer service, wonderful candle, nicely packed, quick shipping. A wonderful transaction, thank you!

Nov 19, 2023

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Erika Wegener

Smells great and made me laugh! Can't wait to give this to my Saint Bernard loving mom!

Jun 18, 2023

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Kristina Anthonis

Perfect Christmas gift for a friend who was just complaining about her St. Bernard's farts! Smells wonderful!

Dec 18, 2022

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Mary Rose Rice

I love it! Thank you!

Dec 10, 2022

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Min

smells lovely and very cute

Dec 12, 2022

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marysandlin4

Smells delicious!

Jan 4, 2023

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Robin Clarke

Love this candle. Great gift idea for dog lovers. We got lots of laughs when we gave this to our friends!

Dec 19, 2022

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Tad Hendren

Good candle for the price

May 13, 2024

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A*******s

Smells great! Can’t wait to give as a gift!

Dec 5, 2023

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tiggerbren

Quick shipping and super quality. Very satisfied!

Dec 14, 2023

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Melissa Granata

Love it! Thank you!!

Jan 26, 2023

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Colleen

Cute for St Bernard owner

Jun 20, 2024

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