Golden Retriever Candle - Smells Like The Opposite Of Golden Retriever Farts

Golden Retriever Candle - Smells Like The Opposite Of Golden Retriever Farts

5.05.0
Regular price $22.50 Sale price $18.00 Save 20%
/
Shipping calculated at checkout.
 More payment options

Our Golden Retriever-themed aromatherapy candle is a hilariously appropriate gift for Golden Retriever owners who adore their furry friends, but robust Retriever flatulence, not so much. As the label indicates, it "Smells Like The Opposite Of™ Golden Retriever Farts" and is infused with "unconditional love, massive amounts of cuteness, lotsa treats, and a hint of best dog ever."

Promising an olfactory experience entirely distinct from Golden Retriever gas emissions, this candle comes in a variety of scents, all of which offer the guarantee of being a sweet-smelling contrast to Golden Retriever farts.

Our candles are handcrafted with care in the USA and made from 100% natural, premium-quality ingredients—free of lead, plastics, parabens, dyes, phthalates, or any other synthetic nasties. As such, you can be sure our candles are not releasing harmful fumes into the air you breathe, a claim your Golden Retriever's exhaust cannot quite match.

By emphasizing quality, sustainability, and relatability, our Golden Retriever fart candle offers a memorable gift experience that is sure to elicit laughter as well as a bit of aromatic relief for Retriever moms and dads everywhere.

  • 100% natural soy wax blend
  • Made in the USA
  • Non-toxic (no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates)
  • Natural color (no dye)
  • Average burn time: 50-60 hours
  • 100% cotton wick
  • Vegan
  • 9 ounces
  • Height: 3.5"
  • Diameter: 2.8"
  • Original Design by ©Luna Gift Co™ (all rights reserved)

Lid Colors:

  • Vanilla Bean, Cinnamon Spice, and Sea Breeze have a white lid.
  • Petals + Green Leaves and Citrus + Cassis have a gold lid.
  • All other scents have a black lid.

Important Safety Note: Remove candle from packaging before lighting. Always keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets, and never burn near flammable items. Keep wax pool free from debris. Burn candle on a stable, heat-resistant surface. Avoid drafty areas. For best results, trim wick to 1/4" and burn candle 3 to 4 hours per use. Discontinue use when 1/2" wax remains.

APPLE HARVEST (black lid) - ripe, inviting, pleasant

  • Top: Cinnamon, Cream
  • Middle: Baked Apples
  • Base: Clove, Vanilla, Brown Sugar

CINNAMON SPICE (white lid) - robust, spicy, aromatic

  • Top: Citron Zest
  • Middle: Cinnamon Bark, Clove Bud, Allspice
  • Base: Brown Sugar, Cedarwood

CINNAMON VANILLA (black lid) - sweet & spicy, welcoming, reminiscent

  • Top: Cinnamon
  • Middle: Cream
  • Base: Vanilla

CITRUS + CASSIS (gold lid) - crisp, fresh, effervescent

  • Top: Satsuma Mandarin, Lily of the Valley
  • Middle: Apricot, Passionfruit
  • Base: Cassis (Black Currant)

COTTON BLOSSOM + WOODS (black lid) - light, clean, natural

  • Top: Lemon, Lime
  • Middle: Cotton Blossom, Jasmine
  • Base: Blonde Woods, Light Musk

EUCALYPTUS + MINT (black lid) - invigorating, aromatic, soothing, bold

  • Top: Light Citrus
  • Middle: Eucalyptus Leaves, Mint Leaves
  • Base: Fresh Woods, Garden Herbs

JASMINE + MAGNOLIA (black lid) - clean, floral, powdery

  • Top: Linen
  • Middle: Jasmine, Magnolia Blossom
  • Base: Soft Amber, White Sandalwood

PETALS + GREEN LEAVES (gold lid) - botanical, refreshing, bright

  • Top: Apple
  • Middle: Violet Petals, Green Leaves, Vetiver Grass
  • Base: Sandalwood, Cardamon, Orris

SAGE + LAVENDER (black lid) - deep, herbal, energetically cleansing

  • Top: Lavender
  • Middle: White Sage, Chamomile, Rosemary, Camphor
  • Base: Cedar, Sandalwood

SEA BREEZE (white lid) - heady, floral, balmy

  • Top: Lime, Orange Zest, Star Anise
  • Middle: Lavender, Cedarwood, Jasmine
  • Base: Patchouli, Rosemary, Oakmoss

SEA SALT + ORCHID (black lid) - crisp, fresh, upscale spa

  • Top: Ozone, Orange
  • Middle: Sea Salt, Freesia, Green Leaves
  • Base: Tonka Bean, Light Musk, Amber

VANILLA BEAN (white lid) - warm, creamy, delectable

  • Top: Butter, Cream, Sugar
  • Middle: Vanilla Bean
  • Base: Tonka Bean, Whipped Cocoa

WILD BERRY (black lid) - ripe, vibrant, fresh

  • Top: Currants, Wild Strawberry, Blackberry
  • Middle: Rose
  • Base: Light Musk, Oakmoss

This site is protected by hCaptcha and the hCaptcha Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

5.0

103 reviews

 
95%
 
5%
 
0%
 
0%
 
0%
1
Review media
Cathia JoomaniVerified
Cathia Joomani

The Apple harvest candle smells amazing and it came in perfect condition with quality packaging

Dec 21, 2023

MF
Verified
Melissa Frye

Very fun gift. Arrived quickly.

Dec 9, 2023

Mackenzie LalliVerified
Mackenzie Lalli

This was a gift for a friend and she loved it!

Sep 24, 2023

AK
Verified
Alle Kloss

This candle smells soooooo good!

Nov 18, 2023

1
Review media
Bay ColeVerified
Bay Cole

Bought this for my mom for Christmas, the cinnamon smells so good 😍

Dec 14, 2023

P
Verified
peggybilbo

Very cute. Exactly like the photos and smells great

Dec 23, 2023

EV
Verified
Emily Vigue

This smelled so good and shipped quickly! Perfect gift!

Dec 11, 2023

bonnieweathersbee99Verified
bonnieweathersbee99

The smell is so incredible! Loved this candle.

Dec 16, 2023

Tay DietrichVerified
Tay Dietrich

Wicked fast shipping! The candles are so cute and I can’t wait to gift them to my friends!

Dec 17, 2023

CC
Verified
Corrine Carnohan

used for white elephant gift and was well received

Dec 13, 2023

LB
Verified
Linda Birmingham

This is the perfect gift for my best friend! It smells amazing

Jan 28, 2024

JessicaVerified
Jessica

The shipping was quick, and it was a cute item for a Christmas gift.

Jan 23, 2024

rpbitterVerified
rpbitter

When my cousin opened up her birthday gift, the candle made everyone have a good laugh. Thank you!

Jun 25, 2023

S
Verified
Susie

This was a gift for a good friend of mine who has a golden retriever. She absolutely loved it. Thank you. Great idea and concept.

Jul 19, 2023

S
Verified
Stefanie

This is going to be a great gift

Dec 5, 2023

Chaoz DesignzVerified
Chaoz Designz

The candle was a gift for my sibling and she absolutely loved it

Dec 26, 2023

Looking for something specific?

Recently viewed